Memory
Wart hog Wart hog Wart hog
Wart
I take some dope, I feel so sick It's a sick world, sick, sick, sick
Doomsday visions of junkies and fags Artificial phonies I hate it, hate it
Death, death, death is the price I pay It's a sick world, what can I say?
No such thing as an even break It's stealing and cheating, take, take, take
Wart hog Wart hog Wart hog
Wart Hog Wart Hog Wart Hog
Wart
I wanna puke, I can't sit still Just took some dope and feel ill
It's a sick world, sick, sick, sick It's a hopeless life, I hate it, hate
Life Is A Minestrone
I'm dancing on the White House lawn
Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn
Hanging round the gardens of Babylon
Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up
She gets more fan mail than the Pope
She takes the mickey out of all my phobias
Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumoniaÂÂ
Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freezeÂÂ
I'm leaning on the Tower of Pisa
Had an eyeful of the tower in France
I'm hanging round the gardens of MadisonÂÂ
And the seat of learning
And the flush of success
Relieves a constipated mind
I'm like a gourmet in a skid row diner
A fitting menu for a dilettanteÂÂ
Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze
Love is a fire of flaming brandy
Upon a crepe suzette
Let's get this romance cooking, honey
But let us not forgetÂÂ
Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze